"That is ONE TOUGH 5K!" - Anthony "That was the longest 3.1 of my life!" - Brian "This is hard! Holy smokes!" - Tom "I thought I was going to throw up!" - Jen "This was my first 5k with 'Danger' signs on the course!" -Eric "Delightfully dangerous" - anon Saturday, June 6th 2026, 9:30 AM Start Join us at Crystal Lake Park for the Dash and Deciduous 5k trail run! This is a super secret, FREE, timed 'FATASS' 5k, which is essentially a fun, organized group run without all the bells and whistles of a typical race. Registration is required due to the field size being limited to 40 runners. Once the field limit is reached, additional runners will go on a waiting list and be added randomly. Although though the Uptown Gentlefriends covers all expenses, this event relies heavily on runner donations to enhance the experience. Donations aren't required but 100% of contributions go directly back to the runners. AWARDS: Top Male and Female Age Group Awards: Available for both male and female in the following age groups; 29 and Under 30 to 39 Masters (40+) If participation is high, "Easter eggs" will be hidden along the course, and can be returned for a small prize. If the finder also wins an award, the prize will be given to the next highest finisher. Top 10 All-Time: http://bit.ly/UGFfastest Top Male; Eric F. - 24:20 Top Female; Corinne J. - 29:42 Course Description: This course is a fun, timed group run and may be challenging for beginners. It features approximately 300ft of elevation gain, ankle-twisting roots, and some steep, dangerous hills. Veteran trail runners will enjoy the challenge and the opportunity to gain ground in a few runnable sections. The course will be well-marked, with no risk of getting lost, and there will be a water station at the halfway point. Spectator Information: The course is spectator-friendly. You can cheer on runners at the start, at mile 0.50 before they enter the wo
| Distance | Price | Opens | Closes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5K | $0.00 | Feb 2 | Jun 5 |
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