The Cobra 5Kai, 10Kai & Half Miyagithon

May 16, 2026 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA Join us for The Cobra 5Kai, 10Kai & Half Miyagithon. An 80s-inspired martial arts throwback run along the iconic LA River Path! Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy. Whether you’re running for Miyagi-Do honor or Cobra Kai glory, this is your shot to earn a finisher’s medal with dojo-level pride. Choose your challenge: The 5Kai – Out-and-back power sprint to awaken your inner warrior. The 10Kai – Twice the distance, double the badassery. The Half Miyagithon – Go the distance. Channel the balance. Defeat your limits. The Multiverse Dojo Dash (Virtual) – For anyone who can’t make it to our timeline but still wants to join the fight. Run from your own dimension and earn the same medal as the in person warriors. Expect high-energy music, 80s and 90s throwbacks, themed signage, and a cheering crowd that knows the way of the fist. Costumes welcome. Finish line crane kicks encouraged. This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of heart. Sign up now. Mercy is for the weak. Parody Note: This event is a fan made parody inspired by classic pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders. It’s all for fun, community, and good energy.